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What Your Favorite Beer Says About You

I'll Ping You

Rick James's Long Lost Annotations to His 1981 Hit "Superfreak"
Reveal What He Really Wanted to Record Was An Anthem of
Female Empowerment

Logical Reasoning Questions: My Dream Dinner Party

Senate Bill No. 69-2017 - The Peremptory and Preemptive
Senator Self-Nicknaming Act

Quiz: How Ugly, Gross and Stupid Do You Look When You
Eat Corn on the Cob?

Commencement Speech Index

Suggested Activities for National Coffee Cake Day

Monologue: I'm an Anthropomorphic Lady Jar of Mayonnaise and
I'm Ready to Play Steve Bannon on Saturday Night Live

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BULLSHITIST

Other Questions Sent To The Etiquette Authorities at the Neo-Nazi News Site

Template for a Hallmark Christmas Movie

Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening” by Donald J. Trump, Jr.


I Was Really Taken Aback By Some of the Questions Giuliana Rancic
Asked Me On the Red Carpet 

What Your Favorite Country Western Song Reveals About
What Kind of Trump Voter You Are

An Official Statement from the Office of Melania Trump
Regarding Why She Is Not Moving
to the White House Immediately After the Inauguration

Thank You, Corey Lewandowski, For Giving Me Permission to

Freely and Confidently and Unabashedly Say “Merry Christmas”
To Whomever the Fuck I Want

FUNNY OR DIE


Kennedy Honor Attendant or Dukes of Hazzard Character?

THE HAVEN

 

What Color Was Trump's Skin Today?

101 Other Feuds Which Would Have Provided A More Compelling & More Gratifying
Narrative for the End of the World Than the One Created by the Current Rift Between
Dotard Donald and Rocket Man

What You Really Say When You Call a Kneeling Athlete an “Ungrateful Black Man”

THE HIGGS WELDON


If NBA Action Figures, Like Strawberry Shortcake And Her Progeny,
Were Scented With Aromas Suggested By Their Names

HOBO PANCAKES

Motivational Signs I Saw Spectators Holding While I Was Running the Pyongyang Marathon

HOW PANTS WORK

My Name is Millie Dresselhaus, Female Scientist, and Now That My General Electric Commercial

Has Made Me a Celebrity, There Will Be a Few New Rules Here at the Physics Lab

I’m the Guy in the Movie Trying to Stay Dry by Holding a Newspaper Over My Head As I Run Through the Rain

Choices the Government Must Face When Considering the Border Wall Prototypes

Macy's, in an Effort to Make 2017 Just That Much More Fucked Up, Unveils Their Long Awaited 
List of This Year's Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

POINTS IN CASE

I Am Serena's Tutu

How to Sell Your Smoky Beanie Baby Collection, According to My Aunt Connie, A Non-Smoker

Euphemism Used to Describe a White Male Bomber or Shirelles Song?

REJECT PILE

Signs That You Might Be Abe Froman

Rejected Sexy Halloween Costumes

Things, in Addition to "Whatchu Gonna Do with Your Life?",
Cyndi Lauper's Father Said that Time the Phone Rang in the Middle of the Night

SPLIT SIDER

What Your Favorite Automobile From Television or the Movies Says about You

WEEKLY HUMORIST

I Am the Peppermint Cookie From the Cookie Exchange That Makes All the Other Cookies On Your Cookie Tray Taste Minty

WRITER'S BONE

Election 2016: Belinda Carlisle Song or U.S. Presidential Campaign Slogan?

Bruce Springsteen Plans 12-Hour Concert Event to Celebrate 67th Birthday

Sal's Notorious Eggnogeria

What Your Favorite Meryl Streep Performance Says about You