MCSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY

 

What Your Favorite Beer Says About You

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I'll Ping You

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Rick James's Long Lost Annotations to His 1981 Hit "Superfreak"
Reveal What He Really Wanted to Record Was An Anthem of
Female Empowerment

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Logical Reasoning Questions: My Dream Dinner Party

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Senate Bill No. 69-2017 - The Peremptory and Preemptive
Senator Self-Nicknaming Act

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Quiz: How Ugly, Gross and Stupid Do You Look When You
Eat Corn on the Cob?

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Commencement Speech Index

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Suggested Activities for National Coffee Cake Day

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Monologue: I'm an Anthropomorphic Lady Jar of Mayonnaise and
I'm Ready to Play Steve Bannon on Saturday Night Live

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...Read 16 More from McSweeney's

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BULLSHITIST

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Other Questions Sent To The Etiquette Authorities at the Neo-Nazi News Site

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Template for a Hallmark Christmas Movie

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Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening” by Donald J. Trump, Jr.

I Was Really Taken Aback By Some of the Questions Giuliana Rancic
Asked Me On the Red Carpet 

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What Your Favorite Country Western Song Reveals About
What Kind of Trump Voter You Are

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An Official Statement from the Office of Melania Trump
Regarding Why She Is Not Moving
to the White House Immediately After the Inauguration

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Thank You, Corey Lewandowski, For Giving Me Permission to

Freely and Confidently and Unabashedly Say “Merry Christmas”
To Whomever the Fuck I Want

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FUNNY OR DIE

Kennedy Honor Attendant or Dukes of Hazzard Character?

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THE HAVEN

 

What Color Was Trump's Skin Today?

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101 Other Feuds Which Would Have Provided A More Compelling & More Gratifying
Narrative for the End of the World Than the One Created by the Current Rift Between
Dotard Donald and Rocket Man

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What You Really Say When You Call a Kneeling Athlete an “Ungrateful Black Man”

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THE HIGGS WELDON

If NBA Action Figures, Like Strawberry Shortcake And Her Progeny,
Were Scented With Aromas Suggested By Their Names

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HOBO PANCAKES

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Motivational Signs I Saw Spectators Holding While I Was Running the Pyongyang Marathon

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HOW PANTS WORK

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My Name is Millie Dresselhaus, Female Scientist, and Now That My General Electric Commercial

Has Made Me a Celebrity, There Will Be a Few New Rules Here at the Physics Lab

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I’m the Guy in the Movie Trying to Stay Dry by Holding a Newspaper Over My Head As I Run Through the Rain

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Choices the Government Must Face When Considering the Border Wall Prototypes

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Macy's, in an Effort to Make 2017 Just That Much More Fucked Up, Unveils Their Long Awaited 
List of This Year's Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

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POINTS IN CASE

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I Am Serena's Tutu

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How to Sell Your Smoky Beanie Baby Collection, According to My Aunt Connie, A Non-Smoker

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Euphemism Used to Describe a White Male Bomber or Shirelles Song?

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REJECT PILE

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Signs That You Might Be Abe Froman

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Rejected Sexy Halloween Costumes

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Things, in Addition to "Whatchu Gonna Do with Your Life?",
Cyndi Lauper's Father Said that Time the Phone Rang in the Middle of the Night

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SPLIT SIDER

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What Your Favorite Automobile From Television or the Movies Says about You

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WEEKLY HUMORIST

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I Am the Peppermint Cookie From the Cookie Exchange That Makes All the Other Cookies On Your Cookie Tray Taste Minty

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WRITER'S BONE

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Election 2016: Belinda Carlisle Song or U.S. Presidential Campaign Slogan?

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Bruce Springsteen Plans 12-Hour Concert Event to Celebrate 67th Birthday

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Sal's Notorious Eggnogeria

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What Your Favorite Meryl Streep Performance Says about You

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